Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts


Muahaha. Think: Jumpy circus tunes dancing around my head. That explains the funny quote.


I've officially moved from minority to majority. Unemployed and destitute to working-class and ka-ching-ching. Well, since the last two-half weeks at least.


All thanks to my dear Pauline, I got out of my lousy predicament.


Look out out world! iPod, shopping, here I come! Watch me sooaaarrr....


:o)


Words cannot express how happy I am and how glad I am to be financially independent. My baby's been great though he's ain't all that fandy-dandy hanging on in there just for me.


"Well baby, let the lady take you for a ride."


Haha. I've never felt so rejected since I stepped into the working world. Two interviews and still jobless. How pathetic is that? But thank heavens it's over and a blessing in disguise. I got a job I actually kinda like and get paid better than I've been.


Job condition aren't all that ideal, it's a jap company after all. Apparently it's a top company in Japan but an unheard off one here. You ask me?


Do not even get me started about their culture. But hey, you can't have the best of both worlds. Money and job scopes tips the scale and I ain't complaining. Plus I get to wear what I want - anything at all, get to use the phone as much as I want(I'm a telemarketeer, haha!). It is such an easy job, apart from the occasional pricks and the I-can't-believe-your-parents-called-you-that names, everyone else are co-operative and friendly.


-Phew-


Can't wait till payday.


Yay!!

Honesty is as rare as a man without self-pity.
- Stephen Vincent Benet


Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the nonpharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality.
- John W. Gardner


What poison is to food, self-pity is to life.
- Oliver C. Wilson


Why regret then feel sorry for yourself?


Nothing is too late. "Too late" is a weak man's tranquilizing way of telling the world:


"I can't handle and face the consequences of my foolish acts."


Why wallow in self-pity?


What happen to be happy with what you've got? Be content.


- You've got hands, legs - a complete workable set of limbs.


- You can see, smell, taste, hear, feel - defectless features.


- You don't hafta go for chemotherapy or dialysis - perfect internal parts.


- You got a wonderful family, not having to watch them argue or battle divorces. A mom, dad, bro, sis all under the same roof, in harmony.


- You got friends. People who dearly cares for you and whom you treasure too.


Most importantly,


- You've got boundless unconditional love.


Funny clip, check it out.


http://www.storewars.org/flash/index.html


Know Singapore and her history well?


Put it to the test.


http://hh.snazza.com/game_content.html

To bring deserving things down by setting undeserving things up is one of its perverted delights; and there is no playing fast and loose with the truth, in any game, without growing the worse for it.
- Charles Dickens


Some people,


- Don't deserve a mobile, they're better off carrying a public phone on their backs.


- Deserve every physical "feature" they got.


- Don't deserve any friends.


- Don't deserve to be remotely nice too.


- Don't deserve any good.


Basically, don't deserve to exist.